If you are bring 20 people into a restaurant within an hour of close and nobody calls ahead, you are bad, bad people and you should feel bad
The Magnetic Fields, "Too Drunk to Dream"
Why do I get plastered?
And why am I so lonely?
It’s you, you heartless bastard
You’re my one and only
I didn’t know I needed this in my life, but it’s here now.
You need to have this in your life, too.
I strongly dislike Phil Collins, save for this song.
We used to play a game at my last job - whenever this song came on, you had to stop what you were doing and air drum the drum intro. Our boss eventually had to make us stop after Pete dropped half a pan of brisket.
Meanwhile, over in New Zealand, Springsteen is covering Lorde. Owning it, naturally.