"And when they try to slow you down, tell 'em all to go to hell"

Drunk and exhausted, critically acclaimed and respected since 2008

Ray. Twenty-five years old. Indianapolis resident, Columbus native. Full time sous-chef, part-time slacker. I'm usually, cooking, jamming, drinking, some combination therein or bored. You'll find plenty of indie and pop music, musings on tunes and sports and the general idiocy of the world I live in (including, and especially, my own).

This post explains me pretty well.


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Apr 24, 2014
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Rocky Votolato, "Tinfoil Hats"


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Apr 24, 2014
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Apr 23, 2014
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bowtiebobrovsky:

Here is a treat for you. My long-time childhood hero Bobby MacElligott calling Nick Foligno’s GWG OT Goal in Game 4 of the series against the Pens. Just hair raising.

One of the most important goals in team history. Thus far.

(Hopefully more important goals are coming soon)

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Apr 23, 2014
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JACKETS WIN!

JACKETS WIN!

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Apr 23, 2014
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I made my debut in the home office’s Instagram feed. In the pickle suit. 

Behold my radiance.

I made my debut in the home office’s Instagram feed. In the pickle suit.

Behold my radiance.


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Apr 23, 2014
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whatisgoingonpleasehelp:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kentucky_meat_shower

Filed behind “Kentucky Hot Brown” in “things that sound like depraved sexual acts”

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Apr 22, 2014
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Fluff rice with a fork, never stir it with a spoon.
Vaseline is the best night time eye cream on the market.
You can buy alcohol and chips with your parents’ gas station credit cards.
If you force something, you’ll break it. That could be good or bad.
It’s important to read the care tags on your clothing and follow those instructions.
Related: don’t wash and dry j. crew wool sweaters.
Changing your car’s oil is not optional.
Whatever physical objects you acquire you will one day have to put into a box and move.
You’re allowed to disagree with negative feedback.
It’s always worth reading the instruction manual.
Nostalgia, like any drug, can be a poison or a remedy.
Pets are like human friends but better in every conceivable way.
Good doctors listen more than they talk.
You can’t fix a burned roux.
Floss.
Just because someone is an authority figure does not mean they are intelligent/competent/right.
Measure twice, cut once.
Get your nice jeans and dress pants tailored by a professional.
If you’re uncomfortable wearing it you will not look good.
You’re not required to drink alcohol while in a bar.
There are a few things that cure all ills: the beach, your favorite album on vinyl, and fresh garlic.
Kindness is not weakness.
Baking soda is not baking powder.
Taking Excedrin P.M. while still in public is not advisable.
Terrible people will succeed. Wonderful people will fail. The world is not fair.
Appropriate footwear is always key.
You can absolutely be too forgiving.
Real humor punches up, not down.
Reading the assigned chapters will actually help you learn the material.
There are no adults. Everyone is as clueless as you are.
Applying eyeliner well is a timeless art.
You can always leave. Awkward dates, suffocating jobs, hometowns that you outgrow, relationships that aren’t growing in the right direction.
You can always come home again.
But it won’t be the same.
Life is too short for bad books, boring movies, shitty people, and margarine.
Never underestimate the importance of eyebrows.

36 Things I Wish I Figured Out Sooner - Whitney Kimball (via cutlerish)

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Apr 20, 2014
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satans-advocate:

sext: i want to pay bills and share household duties and approach our late 20’s in a financially and emotionally stable way with you

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Apr 20, 2014
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sherlocked-development:

the joke was over

but the lunch rush was just beginning

Sherlocked Development is one of my favorite single-serving Tumblrs. This gifset may be the reason it exists.


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Apr 19, 2014
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mrgolightly:

Gwen Stefani - What You Waiting For? [Jacques Lu Cont Remix]


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Apr 19, 2014
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No, I am not allergic to high-proof bourbon. No. Nope.


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Apr 18, 2014
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The Go! Team, "Junior Kickstart"

This is just a kickass jam. Just straight up fun. Listen to this fucking song.