(via nervousramblings)

Didn’t get to ‘em, because it was one of those slow motion moments; by the time I started running the legwork was already almost to the car, and I didn’t have a chance, really.

Still, I hate that this happens way too often in our neighborhood. Fuck.

rainaelizabeth:

taylortallegra:

Source says he spent too much money on houses, a yacht, dinosaur skulls, two islands, and a castle in England.

In other words get ready for Ghost Rider 2, 3, 4, 5, and 6.

/jokebyconanobrien

Conan, I love you more than should be possible.

Man, islands, dinosaur skulls, and a fucking castle? If he didn’t make such shitty movies, Nic Cage would be fucking badass.

galvatron:

Oh. This didn’t include foreplay.

That’d make it longer.

I really don’t feel the need to define stuff, but basically,  it’d best be a hefty time commitment.