January 2012
Me: "When did this company become overrun with skinny hipster types?"
Pete: "Right about the time you started"
Me: "...true"
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ohquitelovely replied to your post: And behold, Ray was at work at 6:30
You’re such a dork. Just in case my opinion of you wasn’t completely clear.
Why has everything you’ve said to me in the last 48 hours been so heartbreaking?
And behold, Ray was at work at 6:30
And the Lou spoketh, and the Ray did help delivereth the continental breakfast, amen
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ohquitelovely replied to your post: ohquitelovely replied to your post: Did I read…
Don’t think of it as ruining your dreams. Think of it as telling you that your dreams have already been done. Is that better?
No. Not at all, not in any way shape or form.
I’m going to go dunk my head in a fryer now, brb.
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ohquitelovely replied to your post: Did I read something about a Peanut Butter Sandwich shop around OSU on your twitter a few weeks ago? Explain this.
Krema Nut Company kind of does something like that. Also, Gooeyz is a less-developed version of Melt. Pretty sure there’s something similar to Pizza Persona around here too, just can’t think of it right off…I have a little bit of an obsession.
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pretzel-bender asked: Did I read something about a Peanut Butter Sandwich shop around OSU on your twitter a few weeks ago? Explain this.
Things I Say Out Of Context At Work
Me: [plating one-topping kids' pizza] I've got this kids sausage in hand!
Everyone:
Everyone:
Everyone:
Everyone: [blink]
Me: wait. Correction.
Anonymous asked: RAPE APOLOGIST.
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why are vegans so douchey?
emkato:
thewolfinyourheart:
norosesnoskiesxo:
skankassqueer:
speciesism isn’t a real thing
get over yourself
Why is someone who describes themselves as “whore, poly, slut, domme, sadist, Satanist, anarchist” so douchey?
Get over yourself YA BIG “douchenozzle”
why do some people over generalise, just because you maybe met one vegan who was a douche it doesn’t mean to say all are. I’m...
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Phil Simms is approaching Tim McCarver levels of...
corgisandboobs:
Before a 4th and 1 play: “I would run a quarterback sneak here.”
*Ravens send on field goal team*
“I can’t argue with this decision.”
At least he isn’t Joe Buck. I think that’s Jim Nantz’s roll.
river trash: apparently there is a hawaiian bbq... →
rivertrash:
and the yelp reviews are HIL-AR-IOUS. people are complaining because kalbi and katsu are under the “Hawaiian BBQ” section of the menu instead of the “Asian” section. little do they know that Hawaiian food and Hawaiian BBQ are two totally different things, and BBQ involves yes, kalbi and katsu,…
Blah blah blah HAWAIIAN BBQ IN COLUMBUS WHERE IS THIS MAGIC?!
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Fuck yeah pizza rolls and ramen
Oh yes. Pizza rolls AND ramen.
Maybe even PBR? Oh my
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jjustin replied to your audio post: Stars, “Your Ex-Lover Is Dead”
weirdest show i’ve ever been to
they kept telling me I was beautiful and threw roses at me. I didn’t enjoy it
I jsut saw this and felt the need to bring it to everyone’s attention just because.
I hope I'm never judged by the content of my...
corgisandboobs:
I’m a really bad person.
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This is our hope. This is the faith that I go back to the South with. With this...
– The Rev. Martin Luther King (via merlin)
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Got home about an hour ago
Actually, got off the highway and on the home stretch at 11 on the nose. Still had a bit of business to attend to; we’re getting my now-former car towed away tomorrow night. The first car I had to pay for with my own hard-earned cash. Only served me three years, dammit. Not even that!
Anyway, Chicago was amazing. My friend did a great job of showing us some cool stuff, and really helped us...
Chicago has been a rousing success
10/10, would wander about in again
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julepfueledracialslurs replied to your post: Who the hell is Lana Del Rey and why does everyone but me know?
some chick with a pretty decent voice but for some reason everyone’s arguing over whether she’s any good or not? how about everyone shuts up and waits for her album to drop first?
So basically people are talking all the time about how people are talking about her all the time? HER NAME IS...
Who the hell is Lana Del Rey and why does everyone...
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Tim Tebow as a centaur →
Yep.