August 2008
My Sister...
went out drinking last night, and by her own account got shitfaced.
And I’m the one who wakes up feeling like shit. Isn’t life wonderful in that way?
“But in internet time, a week is like, three freakin’ years.”
– Me to Joss, who hasn’t updated in forever
I Need to Think Like Normal People
pokaspot88: and she said i hardly ever work.. and stuff.. ugh..
..i'm gonna kill these people.. when are they gonna move out and go live in their fraternities already
StoogeontheLoose: pssh, fuck fraternities dude
StoogeontheLoose: they're for rich kids and do community service and shit
StoogeontheLoose: man, i just wanna PARTY!
StoogeontheLoose: wooooooooooooooo!
pokaspot88: i just heard "seacrest out" haha.. yeahhhhhh man.. WOOOOO!
pretty much.
StoogeontheLoose: FUCK YEAH COLLEGE LETS GET DRUNK! IT'S TUESDAY!
StoogeontheLoose: everyone knows tuesday is the best night to get drunk dude
StoogeontheLoose: "i though you said last night monday is"
StoogeontheLoose: fuck monday, man
StoogeontheLoose: monday can suck my dick, man
StoogeontheLoose: monday is tuesday's bitch
StoogeontheLoose: TUESDAY! FUCK YES!
StoogeontheLoose: that conversation has happened somewhere
pokaspot88: ..ah.. i thought you were just off on a tangent
McCain-Palin
McCain kinda dropped this one. When he’s assaulting Obama on lack of experience, he picks a woman who’s only in her second year of her first major office. Not cool, John. I really would have considered a McCain-Ridge/Lieberman ticket.
Alas.
Man, remember Maurice Clarett?
That man used to be a hero. Really.
Maurice Clarett was going to the next great college tailback. He was going to be the next great Buckeye. He would have been the next Archie. Then he fucked it all up. And harsh as it is, that’s the only word that can truly express how badly No. 13 messed it all up and slipped out of relevance.
I remember watching that first game. I was a 14 year old...
WatchIn the words of Videogum…
That’s your boyfriend.
“I ran into one of those with my car! only, it was concrete. I almost died. lol.”
– For reals, as seen on Facebook
tuneage:
Ra Ra Riot - “Can You Tell”
I’ve been...
...I'm lame
Girlfriend: i dont want to lose my tooth
Girlfriend: i like it..
Girlfriend: helps me chew..
Girlfriend: and stuff..
Me: you're...attached?
Me: http://instantrimshot.com
“Hey, I’m gonna go out back and get high”
– Points for honesty, no?
Amy Smart...
walks into a bar. Bartender says, “hey, why the long face?”
You know that point where you realize you’ve managed to pull off the very thing you figured you wouldn’t be able to?
Yeah, I love that feeling.
I’ve got my tuition/book money scraped together, even with a paycheck left to spare. This quarter isn’t exactly going to be for shits and giggles (three-hour science twice a week - groan), but it beats nothing.
Now what the hell...
“WHY IS WATER FALLING FROM THE SKY!!?!?!?!?!?!”
– Ace C-Bus Twitterer oshaughnessy
“Do you think if I stand out in the rain then deliver my checks, my tips will be...”
– (Hopefully sarcastic) female server
Chatbot? More like Jeffbot
Chatbot: Knock, knock.
You: again?
Chatbot: When I say "knock knock", you are supposed to say "who's there?".
You: too bad
Chatbot: sorry to hear that
You: yep
Chatbot: No really, I'm sorry.
You: accepted
Chatbot: Lets play 20 Questions! Ok, guess what I'm thinking of...
You: is it a light saber?
Chatbot: It's like you read my mind!
Wow, not only is every girl in the rhythmic gymnastics final from a former Eastern Bloc nation, they all have last names ending in -va. Hell, all but one end with -nova.
Kapronova, Bessonova, Kanaeva…man.
The Olympics are almost over. Sad.
You know what I’ll miss most about the Games? Besides the overly enthusiastic Chinese crowds and the announcers being awed by the shear amount of smog lingering over the city, I’ll miss knowing I can wake up at any time in the morning and find todays sport du jour on MSNBC. This time around, I got into archery and volleyball (the real one; who needs bikinis when you can have volleyball...
Grace: my fucking god, figure it out man
Grace: I have no one to go to basketball games with this semester
Ray: take a phone and i'll pretend?
Grace: you better pretend good
“Scanner traffic: Police have a report about a guy arguing with his reflection in...”
– Channel 10’s Twitter page
Finally Played...
Super Mario Galaxy
After oh, only, nine months. And holy bejesus, it’s amazing. The upside down-ness of it all definitely takes some getting used to, used to I, er, got. Yeah. Now it’s messing my vision a little. Still, amazing gameplay. Horribly addicting. I’m gonna miss it when Girlfriend goes back home/school.
Er, Girlfriend, I love you :)
R.I.P. Muxtape (for now)
muxtape:
No artists or labels have complained. The site is not closed indefinitely. Stay tuned.
If this is the end, farewell. Sad face.
“It is a statistical fact that one of every three music flame wars involves Noel...”
– Now it’s Mark Ronson(?!)
theballadofeastandwest:
Ray can’t txt when he’s pissed off.
How adorable.
XD
In the kindest words: fuck you.
Birth control ad + instant rimshot = YES!
2012
The London Olympic Opening Ceremony needs a Stonehenge moment, a la Spinal Tap
“Is it considered necrophilia if they’re only unconscious?”
– Definitely not uttered in a conversation I took part in
You know how it is
Incredibly clumsy night at work tonight. The damage includes a couple bits of oil splash on my neck and a ruined blouse on some lady in theater 6. My bad.
If Adrianne Curry taught me anything...
It’s that I want a woman who still gets excited about animals doin’ it.
I mean, Girlfriend, I love you :)
Best. Press Release. Ever.
From Peter Bjorn and John, regarding their new album Seaside Rock:
“Peter Bjorn and John” is not a real rock band.
Peter doesn’t like to sign breasts, Bjorn bought his first leather jacket at the age of 27 and John can neither spit cool nor spin his drumsticks. Still they recently found themselves touring the world, playing in front of real rock audiences that just kept getting...
Attention! The New Lara Croft is Here
That is all. Enjoy.
Waking up at 9:30 after an unwanted near-all-nighter? Sucks.
Realizing you still don’t need to mow anything in the backyard? Priceless.
“Though when we’re running out of the drugs\And the conversation’s...”
– LCD Soundsystem, “All My Friends”
I got...
…nothin.
Another boring day
Chipotle lunch with Brady, swing by work, belated birthday shopping, then Chinese dinner with Matt.
That’s pretty much all I got goin’ for me today. I’ve still got a month and a half till class. It’s gonna be a loooooong one.
Depplover915: Oh! Just remembered something...
StoogeontheLoose: really?
StoogeontheLoose: finally
StoogeontheLoose: we were worried about that amnesia
Depplover915: When I told peters you were staying in hilliard this year
StoogeontheLoose: SHE'S ALRIGHT PEOPLE
Depplover915: (shut up XDDD)
Depplover915: She said this: Woot! We get to rape him where the people who can hear his screams won't care!
Depplover915: XD
StoogeontheLoose: and i'm supposed to be excited
StoogeontheLoose: these are my friends
StoogeontheLoose: the people i love and choose to spend my time with
Depplover915: XDDDDD
StoogeontheLoose: o what fond memories
Depplover915: I almost just fell off my futon
Depplover915: Thank you
how are swimmers smashing so many world records?...
dihard:
Have you noticed that every Olympic swim event is also a record smasher? It seems like every swimmer (and not just Phelps) is seconds ahead of the daunting green world record line, smashing it to smithereens. So how is all this smashing possible?
Tech Doping – The new Speedo LZR RACER suit, which was developed by scientists from NASA, “feels like a rocket coming off the...
I Sooooo Called It →
It’s officially time to collect on your “Celebrites Who Were Secretly WWII Spies” Office Pool, and for those of you had Julia Child, good news! She was officially named in documents released today, along with White Sox pitcher Moe Berg (another $15) and Arthurs Schlesinger and Goldberg (a historian and Supreme Court justice, respectively). All told, almost 25,000 people were...
What a strange game
The only winning move is to not play.
How about a nice game of chess?
Let's be honest
Who’s really going to miss Olympic baseball?
“They have to work harder to hit the water cleanly; they’re not as...”
– NBC diving commentator, coining a new euphemism for fat
Tuesday Night
me: so, what's the deal with plans tonight?
nancy: i think laura was talking about next tuesday. she's in new castle now.
me: really?
nancy: yeah
me: [facepalm]
“And you can tell Rolling Stone magazine that my last words were…I’m...”
– Russell Hammond
The Ethics of RapidShare
Does pirating a copy of a charity album make me a bad person? Because if so…I’m fucked.
Coming Soon?
We tried making new hot sauces based around our plain duo, so-so buffalo and humble barbeque. Adam knocked up a starter vinegar-buffalo concoction that is a bit of kick away from perfection. I’m knocking around ideas for a cajun bbq. Anyone who’s made up a decent wing sauce that isn’t from BW3’s, or anyone at a Central Ohio B-dubs’s who wants to siphon some sauce my...
