October 2008
September 2008
concerning http: //columbus.craigslist.org/w4m/859229748.html
Aaron: But like.. She sounds hot.. What if she's totally not? xD
Ray: exactly!
Aaron: Or, she says she's goth.. What if she wants to like.. Tie me up all Fisher-girl style?
Ray: hey.light bondage is nothing to be ashamed of
Aaron: Oh, def not. I dig that shit.
Aaron: I mean like.. Hardcore bondage. xD
Ray: whips, chains, hanging contraptions that would be illegal in alabama?
Aaron: Exactly.
Ray: then run?
Ray: i'd say call the cops
Ray: but she would like that
So I’m looking at Notre Dame’s schedule for the next bajillion years, and I’ve noticed some odditites in locations.
Navy in Dublin, Ireland? Fighting Irish…makes sense.
UConn in E. Rutherford? Storrs ain’t big, sure.
Baylor in New Orleans? Makes sense in a fuzzily logical sort of way. Not really, but whatev.
But why in hell’s name are they playing Washington...
Watchrandomspots:
Woo touchdown! ..now let’s play duck duck goose?
Best. Celebration. EVAR!
“So does the Old Spice explain the lipgloss and the midlife crisis?”
– YouTuber on LL Cool J’s Old Spice spot
WatchBabies Eating Lemons. Oddly amusing. Sorry about the CollegeHumor video, but I couldn’t find it elsewhere. Enjoy.
Divisiontitlequest, Week 4
In a game that was as fail as advertised, and of which I watched none, the Browns notched their first victory of the season, and the first victory by a team from Ohio in ‘08.
I literally just saw the highlight on Fox’s postgame. Anderson and Braylon apparently had words, then made sweet end zone love. Yeah, bad visual.
Still, that the game was 6-3 at halftime exceeded my prediction...
The End of the Internet Has Begun →
I give you the very first marriage proposal…via meme. I don’t know if we saw this coming. Hell, the music geek in me thought it was a Paul Simon reference, since he was once married to Carrie Fisher, y’know. Then I realized that Hearts and Bones came out after they divorced, and…
Anyway. Lame.
EDIT: Apparently, ICHC had one a few months back, and some either sites have,...
Forgetting "Forgetting Sarah Marshall"
pokaspot88: eghhh.. more male nudity..
StoogeontheLoose: haha, yeah
StoogeontheLoose: i've got a surpriiiiiiiise for you
StoogeontheLoose: you know how many times SAs bitched about walking in on that scene?
pokaspot88: a lot?
pokaspot88: aren't they 18..? they should get over it..
StoogeontheLoose: no
StoogeontheLoose: they aren't
StoogeontheLoose: more importantly
pokaspot88: oh..
pokaspot88: at least 17?
StoogeontheLoose: you gotta understand
StoogeontheLoose: you're just doing your job and BOOM! junk
StoogeontheLoose: that wasn't part of the job description
StoogeontheLoose: how many times have you had to see junk while working at BW3's
pokaspot88: true.. but.. movie theater.. the same thing happens in walk hard.. only.. its far far worse
StoogeontheLoose: or any job for that matter?
Did You Know?
That if baseball games ended after the 8th inning, the Mets would have won the NL East by eight games? Failpen.
“Sarah Palin: She may not have much experience, but she did stay at a Holiday Inn...”
– As seen on Twitter
http://election.twitter.com/ →
So..hypnotizing. Just be sure you can read quickly. It MOVES!
“I like that an American and a Canadian can bond over knockers”
– Some Canadian dude on Facebook. Can I get an amen?
And yes. Had I had said audio clip two weeks ago, that most certainly would have been used after the embarassment that was in LA
This one’s for USC. Ha.
(For best...
Yeah, we're weird together
kwrazychick696: wait, wait, look at our times
kwrazychick696: they don't match...
kwrazychick696: i'm on express, and it look like you're sending me messages from the past
StoogeontheLoose: whaat
StoogeontheLoose: my times are fine
StoogeontheLoose: maybe your computer is retarded?
kwrazychick696: maybe
kwrazychick696: mine say 6:11 and yours say ^:09
StoogeontheLoose: hrm
kwrazychick696: 6:09
StoogeontheLoose: yeah
StoogeontheLoose: my computer says it's 6:10
kwrazychick696: now it does
kwrazychick696: 6:12 for moi
StoogeontheLoose: tell me if the LHC kills everyone, so i have a minute to get my rocketship undies on and jet away to the safety of space
kwrazychick696: will do.
kwrazychick696: strap me to the back of the rocket. i'm more entertaining than luggage
StoogeontheLoose: but you'll already be dead
StoogeontheLoose: and i can't store as many spare jeans
kwrazychick696: you don't need jeans in space ray. space is a jean free zone. they don't work in zero gravity. imagine a permanent wedgie
kwrazychick696: you have to go nudie in space
StoogeontheLoose:
StoogeontheLoose: let's fill in the blank
kwrazychick696: is that a rocket in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
StoogeontheLoose: in space, no one can hear you say no
kwrazychick696: your battlestar glalactica is showing...
StoogeontheLoose: mind if i slip past your asteroid belt?
kwrazychick696: i'll starship your trooper
StoogeontheLoose: i'll jabba your hut
StoogeontheLoose: i'm setting tractor beams coordinates for your zipper
kwrazychick696: my lightsabre needs the aid of your force
kwrazychick696: i'll stick a flag in your moon
StoogeontheLoose: i'll enter your orbit
kwrazychick696: wanna ride my comet?
kwrazychick696: mars isn't the only red planet...
StoogeontheLoose: meh
kwrazychick696: i'm trying to think and my brain is overheating
StoogeontheLoose: i think we've done enough damage
The Return of Erin!
kwrazychick696: I HAVE RETURNED!
StoogeontheLoose: OH MA GEE
kwrazychick696: I know
StoogeontheLoose: WELCOME BACK
StoogeontheLoose: the internet missed you
StoogeontheLoose: longcat rejoices
StoogeontheLoose: tay zonday has prepared a song
StoogeontheLoose: and the leave britney alone dude has been spirited away for the evening
kwrazychick696: And I just deleted [dude with history] off my buddy list. I feel empowered. I need to run topless through a park. =)
Pretty Frickin' Cool
[cue “Hallelujah” chorus]
I give you, the future! It’s not the newest Apple laptop, it’s a plan for an underground soccer stadium is Qatar. Underground? Yes. Underground.
Remember, it gets hot as all get-out in the Middle East (if you need to know where Qatar is, check Google), so this is a pretty functional idea.
Full article here
Weeee
I’m downloading I just got new albums from Ben Folds and Oasis at the moment. Hooray!
Ohio is Still A Red State
Opening up the mailbox today (that’s actual, uh, snail mail, mind you - I hate thatterm), there’s a wonderful pamphlet on Ted Celeste and strip clubs.
So the Republicans pushed this sucker on through
As any of you from Ohio may recall, passed Senate Bill 16 last year, requiring all strip clubs to be subject to some pretty stringent standards in both hours of operation and distance...
The Killers - “Human”
So the...
Me: I love how the media is ready to put Aaron Rodgers in the Hall of Fame after two good games
Don: That's nothing. I was ready to put him in when he threw that touchdown against Dallas last Thanksgiving. He played, what, two drives?
Cory: I was ready to put him in when they drafted him
Me: Whatever. At least he's not Tony Romo
I’m From Barcelona -...
Divisiontitlequest, Week 3
For those of you in the Great Lakes region, that screeching sound you hear is Cleveland’s season starting to derail. Jesus, I was fully prepared to declare the season dead on any given Sunday, but this wasn’t quite what I had in mind. The AP wrap-up of the game said it best:
BALTIMORE — The Baltimore Ravens were struggling to score, and then Derek Anderson came to the...
Matt: "So when TC was talking, were you even listening?"
Drew: "No, dude. I just said, take two SA's and went back to expo."
Matt: "And he just kept going?"
Drew: "I turned around a minute later and he was still going."
“Fuck yeah! I am so happy that someone got this up. I’m going to buy this...”
– Cold War Kid downloader determined to part with his money, dammit! (Loyalty to Loyalty has leaked)
ESPN + John Denver
ESPN just used a medley of John Denver’s two biggest songs for tonight’s West Virginia-Colorado game, “Rocky Mountain High” and “Country Roads”. This doesn’t so much prove that the two states share a bond, but rather that all John Denver songs sound the same.
Tortilla Guy: "Are you guys brothers?"
Buff sweaty guy 1: "Nah, we just work out together"
Buff sweaty guy 2: "But people ask us all the time."
The Welcome Wagon - Sold! To the Nice Rich Man
...
“It’s our anniversary and you’re going to the movies with another...”
– Hanna
FujiFilm still makes instant film for Polaroids. This means buying a Polaroid camera won’t be a total waste of time. Win!
pokaspot88: hanna is coldddddddddddddd
pokaspot88: more clothes.. need..
StoogeontheLoose: then get more clothes
StoogeontheLoose: accio pj pants
pokaspot88: omg.. i can scrobble again..
pokaspot88: this is a magical day.. :{
pokaspot88: 9(
pokaspot88: *P
StoogeontheLoose: AFIL
pokaspot88: ..i think i should give up..
pokaspot88: major afil.
pokaspot88: ..i'm going to pretend that was interntional
pokaspot88: *intentionl
pokaspot88: ..ARGHHH@
pokaspot88: ..::criss:
pokaspot88: ..cries
Spore →
It’s become the most-downloaded game ever on BitTorrent, at least since they started tracking such stuff.
The beauty? EA included stringent DRM protection to stop piracy! Instead, it’s backfired in a huge way. Perhaps there is a lesson to be learned here?
Why I Really Don't Want McCain Elected
Let’s be honest, aren’t we all getting sick of “Palin’s From Alaska”.
Hardy har, MOOSEBURGERS! Get it, she’s from Alaska! Seriously, do we want four years of this bullshit?
Divisiontitle Quest, Week 2
All I can say about the Browns is that we should really stop letting Jim Tressel call the plays. In the first game they’ve played in prime time, theeeeeeeeeey blew it. Two pretty awesome drives, blew those. Kellen Winslow, get it together! And how about that last drive? Jesus.
How about Mike Shanahan (it’s like banana…when do those damned a’s stop?) going for two after a...
Odds and Ends
Browns play at 8:30. Steelers best be going down tonight. I don’t wanna think about 0-2, even if it is two of the best teams this year.
Movie Tavern is closed, power is completely out. As a culinary institution, this means that food can’t stay cool on the line. We moved as much into the freezer where it now is sitting with a half dozen trash bags filled with ice. God help us if the...
pokaspot88: have you ever seen the verizon commercial of the guy who reads his playlist to his girlfriend and etc?
StoogeontheLoose: yeah
StoogeontheLoose: lame
pokaspot88: i think of you
“I think the play of the week was Weis getting injured.”
– Andy Schultz, Notre Dame fan
So I bounced the idea around in my head of who’s who in the college football party while watching the endless OSU-USC talk this afternoon, and after hearing Miami bitching about Florida’s game-ending field goal last Saturday (oh, yeah; I hate Miami. More than I hate Notre Dame.)
So, who fills which stereotype? Let us begin.
USC: The Superprep The rich kid. He’s not necessarily...
Start of the fourth quarter and Ohio State is down 35 to 3. Really, I’m not even mad at this point. Honestly, I’ve entered a crushing disappointment, much like Mr. Burke, my high school band director.
And they just intercepted another Boeckman pass. Cue profanity.
Sweet Jesus, even I’m almost tired of ESPN’s Ohio State-USC coverage.
Ike Is Coming. All Fear Ike.
Call this uninformed fuming from some kid in Ohio…to a point it is. I’ve never seen a hurricane in person. However, I go on CNN.com today and see seven different stories on the front page about the impending storm - which the NWS has said in no uncertain terms could kill anyone staying in its path. And one headline trumpets “Texans’ bold choice.”
WHY WOULD YOU...
GeneStarwind2030: I don't wanna date a drinker.
GeneStarwind2030: Mind you even most 16-20 year olds prolly drink
StoogeontheLoose: define drinker
GeneStarwind2030: But. Maybe there's a good one out there. xD
GeneStarwind2030: Someone who drinks more than socially/occasionally.
StoogeontheLoose: so someone like me
StoogeontheLoose: the occasional sunday funday here and there
GeneStarwind2030: Except with boobs and a vagina, and way better looking. xD
GeneStarwind2030: But, yes.
StoogeontheLoose: and longer hair
We're Geeks and We're Cooler Than You
GeneStarwind2030: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f67sHIfu9Hs
StoogeontheLoose: does like, every marching band/drum corps above the high school level have to do malaguena at some point
StoogeontheLoose: it's cool and all, but srsly
GeneStarwind2030: It's pretty much required, yes.
StoogeontheLoose: thought so
GeneStarwind2030: It shows just how bad ass a band is.
StoogeontheLoose: and the lord spaketh saying, thou shalt include malaguena at least twice a decade, or i shall smite thee with shitty food during band camp
GeneStarwind2030: Exactly.
GeneStarwind2030: And there was much rejoicing.
GeneStarwind2030: ....yay.
