June 2009
AGH HOLY FUCK WHO KNEW THAT UNIVERSITY...
juxtaposition:
hugesuccess:
juxtaposition:
hugesuccess:
juxtaposition:
I AM ALREADY STRESSED OUT DFFHFKGJHKJGHDF
Three years later, I can still remember all my pins and passes. I also remember being unbearable for the better part of two months before move-in. So there’s that to look forward to.
I am going to throw up from stress.
You have, what, two weeks? in August to worry about that...
AGH HOLY FUCK WHO KNEW THAT UNIVERSITY...
juxtaposition:
hugesuccess:
juxtaposition:
I AM ALREADY STRESSED OUT DFFHFKGJHKJGHDF
Three years later, I can still remember all my pins and passes. I also remember being unbearable for the better part of two months before move-in. So there’s that to look forward to.
I am going to throw up from stress.
You have, what, two weeks? in August to worry about that shit - okay, fine, I got a late...
My Mother Was A Chinese Trapeze Artist (OR: Stolen...
[This has been in my drafts for a bit - it was stolen from elsewhere (Facebook, I believe), but credit to thegirlwithkaleidoscopeeyes for reminding me to publish it.]
Your Artist: The Decemberists
Are you male or female:”Billy Liar”
Describe yourself: “Sleepless”
How do you feel about yourself: “Everything I Try To Do, Nothing Comes Out Right”
Describe...
AGH HOLY FUCK WHO KNEW THAT UNIVERSITY...
juxtaposition:
I AM ALREADY STRESSED OUT DFFHFKGJHKJGHDF
Three years later, I can still remember all my pins and passes. I also remember being unbearable for the better part of two months before move-in. So there’s that to look forward to.
Bruce Springsteen, “Atlantic City”
...
“Lost in fog and love and faithless fear, I’ve had kisses that make Judas...”
– The Hold Steady, “Citrus”
Ball Goggles! →
1. Because it’s funny
2. As a fule of thumb, I don’t post hardcore pornography to the dashboard. Always maturity, my friends.
Just watched Glenn Beck
I’m just glad he insists on calling himself “opinion media”, because he just ran a five minute piece with five minutes follow-up - absolutely none of it had actual news content.
I definitely just saw the dude who plays Wayne...
He wasn’t even wearing his glasses and I spotted him.
In related news, I need a life.
Dear US Men's Soccer Team,
Okay, okay, I know we’re playing Brazil. They’re Brazil and all and they’re really really really good, but still. That was just embarrassing - worse than the loss to Italy, even. Alexi Lalas has it right - total lack of man-to-man coverage. We couldn’t have beaten Iraq or New Zealand this way. If the past four or five World Cups or so are any indication, the US is due for a...
For Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince
Since I’ll be working during the midnight release, I want to walk into the theater, shout as loudly as possible, “Snape Kills Dumbledore!” and walk out.
This is not dissimilar to my plan to shout out “ANAKIN BECOME DARTH VADER” during Star Wars Episode III
I'm about to write my bestest friend a letter...
Why yes, yes I am 21. Why do you ask?
