January 2012
2 tags
trainjuice replied to your post: Prime rib for lunch, fresh chorizo tacos for dinner.
jealous
Mind you, both meals just cost me nothing. One of the few perks of food service grunt work, and being chummy with your fellow Mexican line cooks.
Prime rib for lunch, fresh chorizo tacos for...
Kitchen life motherfuckers
December 2011
1 tag
Just paraphrased Episode VI to mock Louisville...
Free prime rib
You just don’t say no to free prime rib. Be jealous.
Louis Armstrong, “La Vie En Rose”
Love means not having to say you’re sorry for pressing my cold feet against you when you’re already in bed
Me: Hey, [name redacted], what's up with table 52?
Server: The salad and onion soup?
Me: [sighing] ...sure
Server: What'd I ring in?
Me: Soup of the day, dressing on side.
Server: Oh. Well. Don't even know how I did that! [chuckling] I'm stupid.
Me: Yep. Wait. Said that out loud. Oops!
Dale Earnhardt Jr Jr, “Simple Girl”
1 tag
pretzel-bender replied to your photo: My awesome fiancé also got me this. We just got…
!!!!!!!!!!!!
In the back of my mind, I figured you would appreciate this the very most.
Oh hey there 6000 posts
Thats in three years plus. How do people post that in three MONTHS?
Christmas Party with the Fiancé's family
I’m a just sit and awkward over here in the corner
Achievement unlocked: completed the Thorogood...
One bourbon, scotch and beer. In order, even.
1 tag
We've got two hours to kill till we need to be at...
Naturally, we figure “yeah, start drinking.”
Then I remember, oh, right church.
Five Iron Frenzy, “You Gotta Get Up”...
1 tag
1 tag
Had a dream where I was seeing my friend Erica with my girlfriend except my girlfriend was actually someone I follow on tumblr; at one point I fall forward toward Erica and she looks at me like I had tried to make a move on her, and I’m all like no way and then the door across the hall opened and our significant others walk out shirtless, and as I stand up, say “Hey!”, and see...
1 tag
The Killers f/ Wild Light and Mariachi El Bronx,...
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-12-18) →
Lush f/ Jarvis Cocker, “Ciao!”
balancingthewholething:
Thus begins the Tumblr Commenting Cycle: Major World Events™.
People making jokes
People judging people making jokes
People making the same comments about people making the same comments every time
This is a bad year for dictators.
newsweek:
joshsternberg:
Always on a Sunday night…
So, so true.
Qadafi was totally on a Thursday. I remember the whole thing oddly well.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-12-11) →
Just tried to explain docking to the Mexican cooks
2 tags
3 tags
3 tags
The National,“England”
Afraid of the...
1 tag
I haven't posted shit in a while.
I mean, legitimate, engaging, vaguely quality stuff - okay, I never really posted quality, just songs.
Point is, I’m seriously busy as fuck, and this has killed any sort of non-lurking I’ve done - anyone who works my kind of schedule knows how drained you feel by the time you sit down at the computer. Let me break the last ten days in bullet points.
I got engaged. I think, maybe,...
Gorillaz, “Clint Eastwood”
Yeah, I...
