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Jan 23, 2012
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Things I Say Out Of Context At Work

Me: [plating one-topping kids' pizza] I've got this kids sausage in hand!
Everyone:
Everyone:
Everyone:
Everyone: [blink]
Me: wait. Correction.

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He was drunk and exhausted, but he was critically acclaimed and respected

Ray. Twenty-three. Columbus. Suburban slacker. Line cook at large. Otherwise, bored.

This post explains me pretty well.

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